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• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Autumn is like a dying man's last words
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• When words mean too much
• The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Ecological vs. environmental
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• When the Pope says shit
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• What did you mean when you said...
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Smile Like You Mean It
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Say When
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• When I get like this
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• smile when you say that
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• i like my body when it is with your
• Saying what you mean, meaning what you say.
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• When you blow out like a dead star
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Mean Machine Angel
• What you mean "we," white man?
• The most elusive type of problem in a C program
• The homunculus problem
• the three person preference problem
• problem based learning
• The Frame Problem
• Free Rider Problem
• halting dog problem
• The growing problem of cultural illiteracy
• How to overcome the ADSL and Cable problem of downstream slowdown during upstream saturation
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• listening problem (user)
• (Listen to the) Flower People
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Why do Americans say "erbs" instead of "herbs"?
• I did not say it would make sense
• They Say that in the Army
• say it with cookies
• She says kill. I say how many.
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• When You Wish Upon a Star
• when my father cries
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• When you had left our pirate fold
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• when the credits roll
• The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously
• When the Saints Go Marching In
• When touch was simple
• When I was five
• When We With Sappho
• When in doubt, choose wings not shoes
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• When the Nightingale Sings
• dying alone on the battlefield
• When a body catch a body
• When It Falls
• The Highwayman, Dying, Speaks
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• I know what it's like to be dead
• when you're ready to touch me again
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Like Cockatoos
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• Urinating like a woman
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• I Like Traffic Lights
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• i like his madness
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television
• Reprint what you like
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• The Earth is blue like an orange
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• Looks Like Rain
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• Republican Like Me
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Usage of the word like
• How to eat a banana like a chimp
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Run like you are six
• Mouth like Bechet
• I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Like Brilliant
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Root Mean Squared
• Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
• mean free path
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-C
• Your end is driving my means.
• Mean Mr. Mustard (user)
• problem
• the mind/body problem
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• The Adoption Problem
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Generic Star Trek problem solving
• outside context problem
• Angel Problem
• Pandeism and the problem of good and evil
• Because I say so
• Do as I say, not as I do
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• Jean Baptiste Say
• They say it's never too late
• What science fiction says about the technology of its time
• Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• how to say SUN in amharic
• When having sex in Binary
• smoking when pregnant harms your baby
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
• When and Why
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When Etna basks and purrs
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When life changes forever
• Things to consider when organizing a team of superheroes
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• And When I Die
• When I was young
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light

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