Findings:
- This is the worst vacation ever! I am going to cut open your forehead with a roofing shingle!
- i am both removed from it, and a part of it
- Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Getting free computer parts
- I am going to die
- From the Earth to the Moon: 10: One Enemy v. Twenty-Five Millions of Friends
- European constitution- Part III, Title IV
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- not running from, but going to
- Getting free pizza
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- She ain't heavy, she's a mother
- I am not confident enough to refrain from responding
- I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
- I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
- Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
- European Constitution - Part III, Title III, Chapter I
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 1: In Which I Realize I am In Over My Head
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Get home from work
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Letter from a good friend long far-flung
- Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
- I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
- Getting a site banned from Google
- You can't get there from here
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
- You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
- European constitution - Part III, Title IV
- European Constitution - Part III, Title III, Chapter V
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
- She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
- I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- The pennies from Heaven drop through my soul
- All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
- With a Little Help from My Friends
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
- I am a drop of the flood
- Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?
- All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
- Our Friends From Frolix 8
- Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part one
- Getting what you want from tech support
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Excerpts from the US Dept of Labor's Dictionary of Occupational Titles
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Notes from the Underground: Part I
- How to get SMS death threats from coke dealers in London
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- Stories from my Grandmother, Part 3
- Stories from my Grandmother, Part 1
- I get up from my sleeping spot
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- I am not a part of this! Really!
- An easy way to get out of going to church
- Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
- European Constitution - Part III, Title III, Chapter II
- European Constitution - Part III, Titles I & II
- What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
- European Constitution - Part III, Title V
- European Constitution - Part III, Title III, Chapter IV
- European Constitution - Part III, Title III, Chapter III
- Get your juices going
- All that I am and ever want to be
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
- I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
- Yes! I am a long way from home.
- I Am Slowly Going Crazy
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
- I am going to demolish your skeleton
- Drop the hamster and back away from the canary
- drop your slogans and drop your pants. proceed naked from this existence.
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- A Huge Ever Growing Pulsating Brain that Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld
- title drop
- i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
- I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
- Hints for bachelors expecting a visit from an intimate lady friend
- Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
- you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
- Letters from friends
- Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
- I've got to get away from all this escapism
- Final Comments from Judge Parker to Wen Ho Lee, part two
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- You can never get away from yourself
- Stoned music memories
- Part One: We Learn from Each Other
- How to get DC power from AC
- Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
- Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
- Get your dog away from my rims, cop
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- Getting drinking water from bamboo
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- Scenes from Tim Rogers in Space, part 1
- qanat get there from here
- But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
- I am a friend of a rape survivor
- Stories from my Grandmother, Part 2
- How to Get to Heaven from Jacksonville, FL
- The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- A new friend from a .hk domain
- I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- How naked are we going to get?
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- People with Down Syndrome Get an Extra Round from the Global Sumo Tournaments
- Is it healthy to Get A Tattoo If You are suffering from Psoriasis?
- Titles and Excerpts From my Worst Screenplays. 2011-2013
- I am part of you.
- am
- I am the Walrus
- I look better when I am wet
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- Am I my brother's keeper?
- Trans Am
- Why I am bitter and angry.
- I am not a hippie!
- I am not a big sister anymore
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- I am Joe's...
- I Am Invincible!
- I am in you
- I am a rock
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- I am not a babysitter
- I am now a college graduate
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
- Am I gay?
- I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
- I am the greatest!
- Right now I am floating
- I am a Christian
- I sometimes think I am too much
- Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
- I am not ashamed to be a consumer
- How am I doing?
- I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
- I am semi-Christian
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