Findings:

• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Glad to be gay
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• did
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• glad I caught it
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• far be it from me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• We could all be blind
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Things every child should be taught
• B&E
• Information wants to be deleted
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You Won't Be Mine
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• I Might Be Wrong
• Work hard and be nice
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• To be noble in an average life
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• There will never be another you
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• A dying playground can be Eden
• You Shall Be as Gods
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• I am Human, and I Need to be Loved.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• No place I'd rather be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• How to be a Better Person
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• How much pain did you cause?
• What did Jesus look like?
• Where did you learn ebonics?
• Britain Entering World War I
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• I don't care what you did last summer
• Did dinosaurs achieve civilization?
• I'm glad you're here.
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• To be or not to be
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Even the dead will not be safe
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Too Shy to be Pretty
• You're too good to be human
• What is it like to be a bat?
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• If It Be True
• OBAFGKM
• I Wanna Be an Airborne Ranger
• Be the subject
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• Be Not Afraid
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• A Right to Be Hostile: A Boondocks Treasury
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Work hard. Be strong.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• it's expensive to be poor
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Let us be our own pornographers
• Death It Be
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• What did you do for your mother today?
• Did Nostradamus predict the French Revolution?
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• You'll Find Me
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• eternity would be boring
• You're too young to be so old
• To God Be the Glory
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• what it takes to be a fool
• How to be monstrously shallow
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I wanna be a hero
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• How to be an asshole
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Oh to be Odd!
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• The end will be a sellout
• AI should be our top priority.
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• Touch not, lest ye be touched
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I want to be a muse
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• There is some place I need to be
• My life may no longer be my own
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.

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