Findings:
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I would like to have emotions
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- Something I Can Never Have
- I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
- Half-sour pickle
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
- you would have been
- Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
- I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- Would you like a doughnut?
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- I would like to bring you here
- I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
- It's a beautiful life, or something like it
- Just to see what it would be like
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- You, standing
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
- Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
- he would have cried
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- what would you like?
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Would you like to try a sample?
- Would you like fries with that?
- T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
- I would like to buy you a drink
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Life, or something like it
- His voice is like something from a distant age, the voice of the earth itself, the voice of a tree, the voice of a stone.
- Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- the day when the peasants would eat all the British media
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Would you eat a pesticide?
- At least I have something to show for my awkward days
- When a boy comes over, always have something baking
- Soup that eats like a meal
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- Bernie would have won
- he would have laughed
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- It must have rained or something
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
- Would you like a cup of coffee?
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- If you would like to contact DMan
- Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- Mind without body
- I need something like smoking
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- you've been through something that no one should have to go through
- I would like
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Would you like to know more?
- Would you like an OS with that?
- serendipity, or something like it
- something like this
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Would You Like To Play Again?
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- It's better to regret something you HAVE done
- We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- Eat like a hummingbird, smoke like a dragon.
- You're not alive until you have something to lose
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- Something that may have changed my life...
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- What pornos would have us believe
- You stole what they would have given you
- The more you promote something, the less of it you have
- You have to live like you'll miss the end
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- You have to return something if it's borrowed
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- I have failed to become something recognizable
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
- What is it like to have a soul?
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- I never thought it would be like this
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- What it's like to have a community
- What it's like to have cancer
- we eat all together like a family
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