Findings:
- Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
- Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
- We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
- I woke up
- I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
- The day I woke up covered in blood
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
- and then I woke up
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- The day we woke up and the machines were us
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- I woke up in a bed I did not know
- Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
- We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
- I woke up in occupied America.
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- The day I woke up Faster Than Light
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- 'just woke up' voice
- Where do you want to go today?
- The Day Today
- I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
- USA Today
- Time Has Come Today
- Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled
- why I love people today
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- Today is the first day of the rest of your life
- What's the matter with kids today?
- Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
- Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
- Today Is The Day That India's Population Hits 1,000,000,000
- What did you do for your mother today?
- Yesterday and Today
- Questions I have had today
- Today I feel like a tiger shark
- Have you Meta Moderated Today?
- The rain that came today
- today, a moment of understanding
- Performance Today
- Today I am going to learn to fly
- Maintaining multiple E2 accounts on one computer
- Damn, I look good today
- A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
- Tomorrow's Technology Today
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Today I buried my grandma
- Casting the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen today
- Today, just for once
- Today's Creative Writing Assignment
- Today's youth is the downfall of politics
- Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
- Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Today is my birthday
- Today, after love, I looked at my lover
- Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
- The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
- Five Things I Am Thankful For Today
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- What the hell is wrong with society today?
- They Buried the American Dream Today
- Today I feel a little smaller
- Have you hugged a fat person today?
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Today We Choose Faces
- The World Today
- It feels so fine to be a fish today
- Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
- What's on your plate today?
- I found $100 today
- The sky was green today
- Today I kill my child
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- Today I saw her again
- Today's Active Lifestyles
- Still Called Today
- Today I sold my soul to corporate I.T.
- Today In Parliament
- Here is Today! Here is Morning! Hello Hello Hello Here I Am!
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- Remember Today
- There's a wrinkle in the sky today
- I think you are my favorite today. Is that ok?
- Socialism today
- Today is Tomorrow
- Christ the Lord is Risen Today
- live for today
- I bought a book of poetry today
- Today again a thought goes hunting for a word
- I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
- Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
- I Bind Unto Myself Today
- There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
- today I met F. Scott Fitzgerald
- I have good reason to be thirsty today
- Hush'd Be the Camps To-Day
- Today's new international version
- The Fire Danger Today: Extreme
- The Today Programme
- Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
- Today is the longest day of year
- Student #478993320 went on a shooting rampage today
- Today's English Version
- It All Starts Today
- If you go down to the woods today
- Today's Empires, Tomorrow's Ashes
- Vote war today!
- A Year Ago Today (superdoc)
- The Lesson for Today
- Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
- If Jesus Came Back Today
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- Speak offensive Japanese today!
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- The problem with domestic robots today
- Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
- The Today Show
- World Literature Today
- The weather is moving the wrong way today.
- Woke capitalism
- Today is a Good Day to Die
- Critical Thinking Crisis of Today
- I know why it isn't raining today.
- her today and gone tomorrow
- Tiny Masters of Today
- Our tomorrow starts today: one minute to midnight in Iraq
- Fall in love with someone today
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Today is the beginning of goodbye
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- Problems with flying today
- The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
- today i am blue crystal, transparent, knotted. today i am elegant sounds silent. today i am not words, i am not warm.
- Server OS Updates Today (document)
- Today is the last day of the rest of your life
- Have you been a dad today?
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- i can't love you today
- I met her today, the girl I used to be
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- Have you hugged a psychopath today?
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- I forgot to wear your necklace today.
- Today, I watched the sunset twice
- Your doppleganger's name is Tyler and I saw his bare chest in the cafeteria today
- painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
- Read Sexy Comix Today!
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- Today, a girl
- today the clay speaks
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- kid for today
- Be a mannequin today be a model tomorrow
- eventually today will be bittersweet too
- People today are too easily butthurt
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
- Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Today the sun set. It burned my eyes.
- We had a high profile public masturbation deal here today
- What have you learned from your patients today?
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