Findings:

• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Dorothy Tries to be Brave
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I am blind when I want to be
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• It will be good when I am leader
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• not as funny as it used to be
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• The node that tried too hard to be loved
• How To Be Funny
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• 'cause when you try to make it stay, that's when it surely slips away
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• When shall I be free?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• When We Try Talking
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• we shall all be healed
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• I Wanna Be The Guy
• don t ' evr be my sandjinnaemon
• be's
• She could be a businesswoman
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• So you want to be a composer
• How Should A Person Be?
• funny pages
• The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel
• professor Jon (user)
• Never try to teach a pig to sing
• The sky tried sunny went back to grey
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Strangers when we meet
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• when we were children
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• When you had left our pirate fold
• When the law's on your side
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• When phone systems attack
• When it's done
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• When to wear a corset
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my checkbook
• When is a gate not a gate?
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• I wanna be your dog
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Is it finished when you die?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Innocent When You Dream
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• When you start a sentence with "As a..." I brace for a non-sequitur
• I'll be back
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Be a man
• Some time when I was a teenager
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Look siad me Be like me
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Be sweet honey cakes
• It can be cold in the dark
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Be My Kurt Cobain
• Starving in the greenhouse
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Be still, My soul
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Chicken Cannon
• funny UNIX commands
• funny sayings
• Professor Bobo
• Nanny and the Professor

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