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• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Fuck me harder
• Fuck Snuggles
• Extra Terrestrial Goat Creatures from the Fuck Galaxy
• Shut The Fuck Up
• FUCK YO(U ALL (user)
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• What to do when your car breaks down
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• When I was ten years old
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• When psychiatric drugs attack
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• When the ocean fell
• When Democracy Failed: The warnings of history
• When This Is Over
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• When good cats go bald
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• When the Dancer Holds the Sun in Her Arms
• The Big Space Fuck
• Fuck as a mid-word addition
• Fuck the RIAA
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Fuck It (user)
• you are a gay fuck (user)
• FUCK IT ALL (user)
• speak only when spoken to
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When pigs fly
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When I left my girl
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• When the Year Grows Old
• Stoned music memories
• Laugh when threatened
• when? (user)
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• What to do when your brakes fail
• When willpower isn't enough
• When Poets Dreamed of Angels
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• When e2 takes a break, take a break from e2
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• When Shall We Take Off?
• When I would muse in boyhood
• When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
• When you start a sentence with "As a..." I brace for a non-sequitur
• when all the white horses have broken free
• gender fuck
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck (user)
• Entropy, fuck off. These are my people.
• fucked (user)
• When having sex in Poland
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• When You Wish Upon a Star
• When American writers use Latin, or other languages
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• When Web Designers Attack: A New Fox Special
• Things to consider when organizing a team of superheroes
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• When in doubt, choose wings not shoes
• When The Kitestring Pops
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When I Was Cruel
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Things to consider when naming your child
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When the great recorder comes
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• When I start to feel unfocused, I read TheDeadGuy
• Protocol when feeding a horse in a paddock
• sick fuck
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Did You Fuck Her?
• The Deswearification of Fuck
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• When I first met you
• When I have female children
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I Touch You
• When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
• I know when the world will end
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• When the words stop working
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• When animals taunt
• You know you're in the SCA when
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When we shed our earthly skin
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• And When I Die
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• One learns the most when teaching others
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When All's Well
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What happens when a Pope dies
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Since when am I a size 6?
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• People don't flail when they die
• i construct our fiery demise when the time is right and i take.
• I fuck your sunshine
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Fuck popularity
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• fuck this (user)
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Crying when you go to the bathroom
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• The problem with arbitrary decisions when designing computer programs, especially when deciding abou
• When We Were Very Young
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• water does not expand when it freezes
• When averted glances become the same as a stare
• When children become people
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Happy When It Rains
• When parents give you 744 condoms
• What to do when your husband comes home
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• When tofu goes bad
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When celebrities die
• When the shit hits the Diffusion pump
• When the eye of day is shut
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When Graverobbing Goes Wrong
• cluster fuck
• Fuck You: A Magazine of the Arts
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• fuck you it's friday night (document)
• Nobody fucks with the Jesus
• looking girls 4 fuck

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