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• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• G-8 and his Battle Aces
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• When I Was a Boy
• So you want to be evil
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I married him because he was not mean
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I was a Difficult Child
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The Man With the Child in His Eyes
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• I used to be racist
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I remember when all this was trees
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• The Lines That Used To Be
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• How to be a good evil villain
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Her hair, tangled
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When shall I be free?
• When You're Evil
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Ace Rimmer
• Ace of Swords
• you just might be evil
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• Return Ace
• Flying Ace
• Last Ace in the Deck
• school ace (user)
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I was into them after they were hip
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• So you want to be a composer
• All he left her was alone
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• Stoned music memories
• who vs. whom
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• $27.95? That used to be, like, three weeks of groceries. What year is this again?
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• The War Against Boys
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Back when grunge was still cool
• A guitar is easy in his hands / so is an airplane / so is a pen
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• A boy and his duck
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Boys will be boys
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Peace be upon him
• Kiki Uses His Magic
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• A boy and his shadow standing on a long shore trying to figure out the intentions of the sun
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• i only knew when silence screamed
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• not as funny as it used to be
• So you want to be a DJ?
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• When I was 9
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• You could be so delicious
• The Mouse and His Child
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I Thought I Was A Child
• Let him gather thee cherries that got thee with child
• the computer tyrants murdered my parents
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• The IRT That Used To Be
• When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Aces with
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Ace Books
• Ace Hardware
• Jupiter Ace

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