Findings:
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I don't have the time
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- So you don't have to
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- You don't have any real problems
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- I have a punklin and you don't
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- He's been places they have not.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Cats don't have brakes
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- You don't have to remember my name
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- He don't know
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- Don't Go Out the Door
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- he would have cried
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- A reason to drink
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Stoned music memories
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I don't have a television set
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- No, I don't have channel 11
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- you don't have to do this
- We have met the enemy and he is us
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- he would have laughed
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- I don't remember
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- of what Anatoly Dyatlov knew, and what he didn't know
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Dream Log: I don't remember
- Just don't expect me to understand
- Don't Block the Box
- don't shoot the messenger
- programs that don't compile
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Don't call me Debbie
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
- Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
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