Findings:

• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• I have too many clothes
• Never Too Many Long Goodbyes
• Too Many Cooks
• They had left, but her mascara kept running
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Too Many Puppies
• Too many lemons and not enough limes
• Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• too many men on the ice
• Too many mes
• Too Many Daves
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
• Mike's cast had many names on it and a picture of a Pirate
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Too many cooks spoil the dish
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• When each had their own personal anthem
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Error: Too many errors
• Everybody is in too many pieces
• Too many secrets
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• too many words
• too many of you fighting over nothing
• Too many of my days are spent stuffing my cheeks with food and crash landing in the ocean.
• It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
• They say it's never too late
• Rape committed by women
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Too Many Notes: a 300-word essay on brevity
• The Fun They Had
• They had been expecting me
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• They Had No Poet
• Admirer
• admirer (user)
• Tongue in Cheek Secret Admirer Letters
• Heinlein and Rand are both fascist wankers
• Ecstasy, in both senses
• you can't have it both ways
• On both sides of the abortion debate
• Why won't people kick both parties out?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Socioeconomic mobility in both directions
• left or right, you're both wrong
• both of you
• both a lesbian and a woman
• Being both black and white
• swings both ways
• Constitution of Australia: Chapter I. Part IV - Both Houses of the Parliament
• Documentaries and feature films are both contrived fictions
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• Lost on Both Sides
• Five is both even and odd
• Playing both sides
• view them both
• Why the Liberal Party of Australia both is and isn't a liberal party
• Love enough for us both
• Serendipity can cut both ways
• Publick Occurrences Both Forreign and Domestick
• Waiting Both
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part II
• Graduating down both shoulders
• Ten miles to school, barefoot, in the snow, uphill, both ways
• My taste includes both snails and oysters
• both feet on the gas
• This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us
• We're both tops
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• Is that me shaking? Is that you shaking? Are we both shaking?
• Truth and fiction are both strange.
• If we're both dead, it's not necrophilia anymore.
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• Both are absent.
• The waywardness of love is part of its nature and this is both its glory and its tragedy.
• If I had a nickel...
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The best teacher I ever had
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I had pleasant times as well
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• If I Had $1000000
• If I only had a brain
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Jobs I've Had
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• I had a really good time tonight
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I had cool friends in high school
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I just had this thought of summer past
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• We have had enough of your beige
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• a leg had bared itself
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because

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