Findings:
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- The boy who was picked last in gym class
- That's Just How He Was
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- he who (user)
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- I Thought I Was A Child
- you're just a centipede who thinks he's master of the forest
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- The Man Who Was Thursday
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- A Woman Who Never Was
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He who has ears, let him hear
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
- Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- he was a punk poet himself
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- He Was a Crook
- The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- He who wants to fight will find a club
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- Dumb laws
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- I thought that what I was taught was true.
- For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- He who smelt it, dealt it
- More than he was willing to give
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The Man Who Was (user)
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- He who pays the piper calls the tune
- He who controls the past controls the future
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- At least he was gentle
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- He Who Would Valiant Be
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- All he left her was alone
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He was found
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- He Was Only Joking
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- The teachers thought I was insane
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- making certain he was touching her
- some say he was never here at all
- He Who Is Death
- For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- I Thought My Father Was God
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
- I married him because he was not mean
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- more sure of all I thought was true
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Who Was the Wine Girl?
- There was a man who lived a life of fire
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- It was men who made breasts into a secret.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- Burglar
- He is radical and funky fresh!
- He's Gone
- hes (user)
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- I Am He that Aches with Love
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
- He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- Why won't he call?
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- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
- To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Surely he would remember this
- So, he's leaving
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- He says she says
- He's not heavy, he's just lame
- He ain't heavy, he's my brother
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- mad he (user)
- He flops over and bonks his head
- What He Suffered
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
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