Findings:

• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• i am just slowly accumulating ghosts
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• i am just a simple buddhist monk
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• Am I the driver or the driven?
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• She's not the snake, I am. She's just the apple.
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
• Am I This Or Not?
• i just want to know who i am
• I am prepared to be just as mysterious as you
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Are you depressed or just full of angst?
• Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Am I Hot or Not?
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• I Am
• am
• .am
• Luke, I am your father
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I think therefore I am
• I am not making this up
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
• What am I, chopped liver?
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• Why I am not a smurf
• I am that I am
• Things I am not ashamed of
• Am I The Antichrist?
• I am Canadian
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• I am well. And you?
• A.M. Klein
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I am happy
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am stretched on your grave
• I am not a mind reader
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• The Learning Channel
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• I am addicted to TUMS
• I am not hitting on you
• person, place or thing
• gethostname()
• Am I interesting?
• I am a spammer
• I am not playing a zero sum game
• I am confused by many things...
• Sunrise, 5:01 am
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I am not depressed
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• I am never alone
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am a feminist
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• What I am not
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I am the cheese
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• 2 AM Walmart run
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Here I am World
• Hurt, dark eyes and.. lost, I am lost
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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