• how my computer nearly killed me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I ran over an old woman with her own car
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• That which does not kill me...
• kill me now (user)
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Somebody once asked me...
• kill him dead; don't call me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• My karma ran over your dogma
• The time I nearly killed my friends
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• A learned man came to me once
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Please Kill Me
• Someone to Watch over Me
• He called me Sarah once
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• How I nearly killed myself masturbating
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• It kills me to watch them go
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Someone please kill me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• kill me (user)
• She kills me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• What in the world has come over me
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• You have no power over me
• Kiss me once and never again
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• bowl me over
• Grandma got ran over by my grandpa
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• What were you expecting? Once the process of falsification is set in motion, it won't stop.
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• once more
• All at once and at last
• It's not over
• It's a bird! It's a plane! It's sarcasm flying right over your head!
• Kissing a man all over his face
• kill -9
• mystic vapor, low over the casket
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Because I needed to hear you over the noise
• God Loves, Man Kills
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• I would kill my mother
• Over the Carnage Rose Prophetic a Voice
• Black Hand Over Europe - Pan-Slavism - III. The Shadow of Pan-Slavism
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Stop hesitating over the tip
• If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• Joe DiMaggio killed JFK
• Over and above
• How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
• Choice over IP
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• Who Killed Monster Munch?
• Squirrel Nut Zippers
• A squirrel playing bagpipes
• Squirrel Perlue
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Are you hitting on me?
• Tell me a story about elephants
• stop picking on me
• Don't call me white
• Computers are holding me hostage
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Ask me about Loom
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• And It Stoned Me
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• "me too" product
• And They Believed Me!
• There is no real me
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• music fled above me
• always with me
• She told me to say that
• It's not me, it's you
• February wants me dead
• I'll become what you became to me
• The Emergency Services called me back
• Release Me
• send me your muzzle, the one that you've been biting on
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• Marry Me a Little
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• U r 2 SMART 4 me (user)
• Me and the Fat Man
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• You were always so good to me
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• Carl and me
• the weakest and shallowest is deathless with me
• Can You Take Me Back
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• spare me (user)
• chase me avalyn (user)
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• In the end it took me a dictionary, to find out the meaning of unrequited...
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• Make Me Bad
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• the trust I place in you is still in me
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• nearly free software
• I once held Mr Rogers hostage
• Once and only once
• But I have seen the sun just once
• The Senseless Death of a Once Removed Friend
• I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream
• over egg the pudding
• Kill Your Television
• I'll take honest brutality over the sweetest lies anyday!
• Kill your sampler
• kill -BUS
• Don't Dream It's Over
• spermicide kills
• Moons Over My Hammy
• kill -11
• Cancer over Aliens
• kill -9 -1
• Death Over Easy
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Gettin' in over My Head
• Kill Everyone Project
• Blue Moon Over Thurman Street
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• Over Night
• Shoot to kill
• Rann of Kutch
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• Squirrel fishing
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• Squirrel Pole
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Excuse me

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