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• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Be a Great You
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• If your wish be to close me
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• OBAFGKM
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Let's Make Up and Be Friendly
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• No one can be in two places at once
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Look siad me Be like me
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• Let me be your fantasy
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• it would be hilarious if only
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• The end will be a sellout
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• I'm going to be a Dad
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Hot pursuit
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• marry me and you'll be safe
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I wouldn't be.

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