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• I got your back but you're best to watch your front
• We are the same age but years apart
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• Covid-19: masks work, we figured that out YEARS ago
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Even Years Ago
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Canadian-style Government, how it works, and why it wouldn't in the USA
• Year's Best SF, ed. David G. Hartwell
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• executed but never exposed
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• British Book Award for Best Read of the Year
• Mass Murder and Mutilation! But first, the weather with Weather-Wise Wally Whimple.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Richard and Judy Best Read of the Year
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• a weather report from five hundred thousand years ago?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Your Perl-Fu is Good, but My Perl-Fu is Best (e2poll)
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• The Best Years of Your Life
• The Year's Best Fantasy and Horror
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• Best Of, Volume 1
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Milwaukee's Best
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• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• The Year of the Linux Desktop
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• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
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• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
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• What is best in life?
• The Best Thing in the World
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• Best Math Books Ever Written
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• Honesty is not the best policy. It is the only policy.
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• The best compliment an actor can receive
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• The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
• The best interview advice I received
• Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
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• The Best Little Girl in the World
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• Best Actor
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
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• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
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• Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
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• Eggland's Best
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• The Best Feeling Ever
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• Imports are never the best
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• laughter is the best medicine
• Best of the Beast
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Live Era '87-'93
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Canada's newest and best referendum idea
• The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
• How do we find the very best clock?
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• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• The best comeback ever
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• The Best Meal in Beijing
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• A Boy's Best Friend
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• Best of Jools Holland
• Memory is best served when chilled
• The Best Man's Speech At Dizzy and Katyana's Wedding
• within this robot, your best poetry
• America's Best Comics
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• When to purchase fresh vegetables
• Best Practices in Literacy Instruction
• How I invented the best way to trim toenails
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• the best damned story ever written
• Brainy people make the best friends
• The last (and best) day of high school
• The 70's Are Best Forgotten
• My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
• Looking For... The Best of David Hasselhoff
• These are some of the best nights of my life
• The Best and the Brightest
• Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
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• Moms make the best lunches
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• The best women's room in the Boston area
• Hunger is the best spice
• Best Practices in C/C++ Coding
• Best of Breed
• My gay best friend
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• The Best Scones
• The Best Air Guitar Album in the World...Ever
• My Best Friend's Wedding
• Everything's Best Users XML Ticker (ticker)
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• Baltimore has the best storms
• Best college admission essays
• Best friends, for awhile
• The Best of James
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Radio Four is the best cure for insomnia
• The best conversations take place in bed

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