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• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• That would be me
• Let me be your fantasy
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• Let's put the fun back in funeral
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• let me grow up
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Let the Mermaids Flirt with Me
• Free to Be, You and Me
• Never be the first to let go
• Never Let Me Go
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Let's just call it love, and split the difference
• call me hiroshima
• Let me dream if I want to
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• Mind without body
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• The clouds were noisy and in the way
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Let's call this art
• If the Current Were to Call
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• Let's Call the Whole Thing Off (e2poll)
• Let me drink, Uncle Sam!
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Fossils were put there by God
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Let It Be
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Love me the way that I love you
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Speed limits were made to be broken
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Miss Cleo let me down
• Just Let Me Breathe
• let's try me (user)
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• let the memories be good for those who stay
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Let me count all the pieces
• Let Me In
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Let us be our own pornographers
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• let me hate for you
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• let me love you (user)
• I never thought it would be like this
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Let's Be Childish
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Don't call me Asian
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Don't let me die nervous
• Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
• let me speak please (user)
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Things never were what they used to be
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• let bygones be bygones
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• Let Me Entertain You
• please let me in (user)
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• You were always so good to me
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• He called me Sarah once
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• let me show you it
• This poem can be put off no longer
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Put me under

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