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• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• All he left her was alone
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• He stood, and heard the steeple
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• At least he was gentle
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• I married him because he was not mean
• Last year was always better
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He never returned
• Yi he quan
• He who smelt it, dealt it
• H.E. Roscoe
• He Who Is Death
• HES 5 Game Multi-cart
• He dreamt the sky bled greyblue and poetry
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• He who has ears, let him hear
• I heard you wanna fuck with Dre
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• The day I went to jail for domestic violence
• I still know what you did last summer
• Last place you looked
• My Last Duchess
• The first and last time I threw away all my secular music
• Alexander Berkman's Last Days
• The last witchcraft trial in Denmark
• The Last Express
• The last minutes of Private Escobar Vasquez
• The Last Samurai
• Student procrastination
• Raffle marriage (in a bar last night)
• the last boyscout_root (category)
• Last Avenue.uk_root (category)
• The last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat
• Boris at Last: -Feedbacker-
• Able was I, ere I saw Elba
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Lando was supposed to die
• Her name was Natalie
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• Was it something I said?
• There was a customer today
• Johnny Was
• I was addicted to parents
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• This Dust Was Once the Man
• Battle Ground, Washington
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• every noder was once a normal human
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• He ain't no movie star
• he had a dream
• He's on fire!
• Annoying Things Heard at Funerals
• jail
• I know what you did last summer
• Dream Log: November 1, 1999
• The Last of the Mohicans
• last good source
• The Last Laugh
• Last Thrill
• The Last Gunslinger
• Supertoys Last All Summer And Other Stories of Future Time
• The Last Man
• At Last the 1948 Show
• Court of last resort
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• last vision (user)
• Your last chance to win is in the scoring
• The last star in the universe sparkles for a moment, and winks out.
• The last time I did blotter acid, and why
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Leather bound organizer
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• I was only following orders
• This was their finest hour
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Willie was a chemist
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I was doing so well.
• The sloe was lost in flower
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• more sure of all I thought was true
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• Don't Go Out the Door
• he says
• He Hudas not pay
• If he fell off the Co-op he'd land in the divvy
• He gave her a daisy
• He brings me books like flowers
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
• When I Heard at the Close of Day
• Rob Heard (user)
• What jail is like
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Observed on a walk on the last day of April
• one last look at you
• Which cat fell off last?
• Last Thoughts on Woody Guthrie
• Last Settler Syndrome
• A friendly little reminder that nothing can last forever
• Waiting for the last disaster
• Beethoven's Last Night
• Last Plane To Jakarta
• Last Letter, First Letter
• The End of History and the Last Man
• Avatar: The Last Airbender
• there will be a last
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys

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