Findings:

• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• She doesn't need me anymore
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• February wants me dead
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• She only wants me for sex
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• They want me for a focus group!
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Jesus loves me, right?
• i always want to feel that pieces of her mind are with me.
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I wanted you to want me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• I want you inside me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Wake me up if you still want me
• How Do You Want Me?
• Jesus Loves Me
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• You know you want me, baby!
• Only Jesus can judge me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• You say you want to help me
• They Don't Want Me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• I Want You to Want Me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• Me and Jesus
• what I want and what is expected of me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Jesus He Knows Me
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• I want your hands on me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• She only wants me for tech support
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Let me dream if I want to
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• People without spines annoy me.
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• bowl me over
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Give me back my bike!
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Give me a cookie!
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• byte me
• The cops and me
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• Riddle Me This, Batman
• What you do to me
• capture me with grace
• show me (user)
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• spare me (user)
• chase me avalyn1 (user)
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Tell Me What You Think
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• Do you think it's me?
• Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• The life train left without me
• Where do you want to go today?
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• What do you want to see happen?
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Want to be a lawyer?
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Do you want to get slapped?
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Jesus Jones
• Who wants a down vote
• Jesus: The Movie
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• The Gospel According to Jesus Christ
• How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
• Undercover "Jesus" Surfaces Before Departure
• All I ever wanted to be
• Jesus H Christ (user)
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• Satan shoots and... Jesus Saves!
• Want One
• Jesus Vs. Achilles
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Jesus did not speak English
• I want to hear you slap your thighs together
• The Apathy Jesus (user)
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• The Jesus Lizard
• You turn if you want to. The lady's not for turning
• Jesus and Hitler: A Romance
• I Do Not Want This
• This music crept by me upon the waters
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• Better him than me
• Please help me!
• Follow Me 'Ome
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• You charm'd me not with that fair face
• Please Kill Me
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I was a homeless bum
• where does that leave me?
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: You, Me, We
• Send me a check for eleven cents
• Indemnify and Save Me Harmless!!!
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• Why tell me that?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Angry Man is Following Me
• My Thermos talks to me
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• Hold me closer and say you love me

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