Findings:

• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Me and Jesus
• I wanted you to want me
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Jesus He Knows Me
• Let me dream if I want to
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• I want you inside me
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• They Don't Want Me
• Bob wants me to let my imagination
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• She only wants me for sex
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• February wants me dead
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Jesus loves me, right?
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• want me like time
• Follow me if you want to know.
• what I want and what is expected of me
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Only Jesus can judge me
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Jesus Loves Me
• I Want You to Want Me
• I want your hands on me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• She doesn't need me anymore
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• They want me for a focus group!
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• You say you want to help me
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• She only wants me for tech support
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• You know you want me, baby!
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• How Do You Want Me?
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• When you want me and how you want me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• Doesn't Remind Me
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I wanted the light to guide me to the darkness
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• You want me to become what?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
• doesn't look like anything to me
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• doesn't
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Your vote doesn't matter anyway, so you might as well vote 3rd party
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Technically it doesn't count
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• size doesn't matter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• International doesn't mean foreign
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• change doesn't happen
• Infinity Doesn't Exist
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
• he doesn't talk

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