Findings:
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- where the rubber meets the road
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
- So much road kill
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- By the way, where'd you meet him?
- Kill the lights in the middle of the road
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- Buddha
- Gautama Buddha
- A Philosopher Asks Buddha
- The Buddha
- shaolin buddha finger
- buddha garden
- The Buddha of Suburbia
- The Word of The Buddha
- What Would Buddha Do?
- parking buddha
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- Does X have the Buddha nature?
- Is the Buddha in Hell?
- A buddha before history
- It is not Mind, it is not Buddha, it is not Things
- The Evil Buddha
- lesson #1: protect the buddha
- Killing the Buddha
- Little Buddha
- Buddha's Discourse on Good Will
- Buddhas of Bamiyan
- Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
- Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
- Buddha Twirls a Flower
- A Momentary Diversion on the Road to the Grave
- Golden Buddha (user)
- Buddha's delight
- Kung Fu stance descriptors
- Violently Sauced Buddha Begs for Alms Whilst Searching for Car Keys in Fannypack
- Buddha Bless America
- Buddha in Glory
- Buddha Sheltered by Muchalinda
- Buddha's Eye
- psylent buddha (user)
- imp/buddha (user)
- buddhas (user)
- The Lotus and the Cross: Jesus Talks with Buddha
- Buddha's hand
- Buddhas of the past and future
- Vipasyin Buddha
- Sikhin Buddha
- Visabhu Buddha
- Krakucchanda Buddha
- Kanakamuni Buddha
- Kasyapa Buddha
- buddha (user)
- Buddha Brand
- Christian Buddha
- Buddha on his anniversary
- I know why the Buddha smiles.
- The Buddha is the shadow of the Buddha
- buddha babe (user)
- Dead Buddha (user)
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- Q: What is the Buddha? A: A shit-stick!
- First rule of dating: do not date the ascendant Buddha
- Buddha Machine
- Daleks, Donald Trump, Jesus Christ, the Buddha, and Industrial Music
- A ham, a buddha, a garden hose and a 911 call
- never holster your gun without slaying the buddha
- copying images or the words of the Buddha is a good deed and way of gaining merit
- nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
- Weeping Buddha
- buddha, dharma, sangha is bhakti, jnana, karma
- even if you are in prison, you can hear it. even if you are in hell, you can hear the voice. even if you are at a distant star, you can hear the voice of the buddha.
- him
- To let him know
- Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
- as much as time to him reveals
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Better him than me
- Crown Him with Many Crowns
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- For Him I Sing
- Just give him the damned fish
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- It's never him
- Language of the dead
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- Divine hunger sustains him
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- then I hugged him
- I refute him thus!
- I mean these words come out of him like the right music
- I ain't mad at him
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- Peace be upon him
- She thought about giving him her heart
- Is she really going out with him?
- You want that I should rough him up?
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- I didn't want him
- Jen, I really hate him
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- To Him Who Waits
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- a poem for a boy before I met him
- For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
- Heart! We Will Forget Him!
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- I'm not sharing him
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- An Ode for Him
- And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
- Can I eat him, boss?
- To the Not Impossible Him
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- I found him in my head, reading starlight
- death passed him by
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
- She's All My Fancy Painted Him
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- She Misses Him
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- My self-image hurts him
- I was Chris to him
- Don't feel bad to call him black
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- I climbed the stairs behind him, without any reason to follow
- The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
- Send him to Detroit!
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling.
- His Infernal Majesty
- A day without him is three months long
- To Him She Is A Beauty
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
- I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
- Atli bids the Giukings to him
- Lui: A View of Him
- A day without him is three years long
- As Nature Made Him
- HIM (user)
- Seeking the recluse but not finding him
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- I've come to bury Caesar, not to praise him
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- him da best (user)
- a well-placed nail to the temporal lobe guarantees him a lifetime of first impressions
- Worship Him
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
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