Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "If you're lucky to be one of the few to find somebody who can tolerate you"

• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• There can be only one
• The words no one can find
• No one can be in two places at once
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• No one can be totally logical
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire Game at McDonald's
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Short can be good! (document)
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Why procrastination can be productive
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Rebeca Martinez
• What a kiss can be
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Be all that you can be
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Children can be cruel
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• The man who refused to be King
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• University students can be really stupid
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Can we still be friends?
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• It can be cold in the dark
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• We can be heroes
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• A dying playground can be Eden
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• You're too young to be so old
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• Any song can be a love song
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• play dumb
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Music need not be popular to be good
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• murder can be fun
• Exes can be good things
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• You're too good to be human
• This poem can be put off no longer
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Who Will Be There
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• When you know things are just meant to be
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• TV can be a good thing
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Valour can be brown
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Be a model or just look like one
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• What can be better than that?
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Knowledge can never be certain
• We Can Be Together

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