Findings:

• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
• If All the World Were Paper
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If the real world were like the internet
• Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
• Were the World Mine
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Outcomes of World War II
• i want to help. i want to be a part of something that will change the world.
• The unexamined genius of schoolyard rhymes
• The unexamined genius of schoolyard mimes
• Schoolyard Heroes
• We're Only In It For The Money
• Let's pretend we're married
• Wish You Were Here
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Those were the days
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Once Were Warriors
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We're in this Together
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• We were never really friends
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Were
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• If my life were an arcade game
• You Were on My Mind
• Of course, they were wrong
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• RFC 602
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• Behave as if there were a God
• We were supposed to fall
• When We Were Kings
• "We're With Ditka"
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• We're trying to have a baby
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• Even if we're not together
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• We're shifting the paradigm
• I'd elope if I were you
• when we were children
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• We're all doing just fine
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• I was into them after they were hip
• why we were chosen
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• when you were words
• We're the Replacements
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• You were my plans tonight
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• If I were
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The place where you were undone
• We're, Where, Were
• the words were enough
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• this is it, we're going to die
• If the Current Were to Call
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• As if either one of us were happy
• If Linux distributions were Airlines
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• If This Were a Movie
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• We're all guinea pigs
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• When were the gospels written?
• In the long run, we're all dead
• We're all missing the point on computer security
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• It hurt when we were pruned
• I wish I were close
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• November 4, 1995
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• When you were my baby
• The Ten Who Were Taken
• If I Were a Rich Man
• It's a jailbreak; we're free.
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Or were they chords of sun?
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• When we were liars things were seamless
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• Fossils were put there by God
• They Were Eleven
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• When We Were Very Young
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• We were tripping
• When We Were Orphans
• If Wishes Were Horses
• You were here when I fell asleep
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• If Jesus were alive today
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Where were you then?
• When We Were Mud
• I dreamed you were a god once
• I wish it were raining
• Dirty Tricks were Used!
• We're one, but we're not the same
• you were reasonable
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• And Then There Were None
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• To Jane: "The Keen Stars Were Twinkling"
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
• I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
• You Were The Fool
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• If I Were King
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• Were there a god!
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• We met in a dream, we were falling off a bridge
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when

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