Findings:
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
- When he became an old man
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- A chained man need only shut his eyes to make the world explode.
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- The Old Man and his Grandson
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- The old man and his bottle of spirits
- Ten commandments of man, given to woman
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- Asking for a favor
- he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
- Ask out the girl of your dreams
- hanging out the window with a bottle full of rain
- My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- I dropped out of school to smoke pot full time
- I married him because he was not mean
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- Master key
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- Black Man given Nation's Worst Job
- A Man in Full
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- He made a way to his anger
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- I mean these words come out of him like the right music
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- He that is in man is the same as He that is in the sun.
- The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- He asks, anxious to hear the story
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- I dropped out of school to do ecstasy full time
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- he is too shy to write his tale
- He just left his body
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- I think he only loves the world for him.
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- She thought about giving him her heart
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- It took the helpless maidens to make him a knight of chivalry
- Is she really going out with him?
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
- The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Speech given by a U.S.M.C. Drill Instructor to his platoon, Camp Pendleton, 1998
- 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
- because death is just so full, and man so small
- Don't Go Out the Door
- The Man He Killed
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He weaves his words
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- One Man Asked In Anger
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- He asked for more flesh
- here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- He who has ears, let him hear
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
- He flops over and bonks his head
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He never killed a man that did not need killing.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
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