He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.

had Orpheus been a gentleman	Password paradigms	S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N	when you're 30, you'll change your mind
Things I need to tell my teenaged daughters about boys	Rue the day	Fall Out Boy	How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome	a grecian urn can hold a lot of puke	And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done	Can I masturbate too much?
all hysterics and bombast	How do you know when your relationship is over?	It's a bird! It's a plane! It's sarcasm flying right over your head!	Anaphora
the way she wears her weary	Forget women - here's what men want	I Said Coffee	Corned beef and cabbage

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