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• Limerick
• There was a young lady named Wilde
• There once was a man from Nantucket
• A young lady named Bright
• Math Limericks
• Physics Limericks
• Euclid's Limerick
• Lord's Limerick
• limerick vs haiku
• a limerick on Chinese labor conditions
• There once was a young lady named Gloria
• There was a young lady named Puck
• There was a young woman from Leeds
• Meta Limericks
• A Philosophical Limerick
• Limerick on Idealism
• noding limericks
• Calculus limerick
• Limerick Pogrom
• Waste Land Limericks
• Ivarr of Limerick
• Limerick Grand Prix
• limerick (user)
• two limericks about whores
• The greatest limerick of all time
• Non-rhyming limerick
• Limerick gloves
• Limericks and Counsels of Perfection
• We're Only In It For The Money
• Let's pretend we're married
• Wish You Were Here
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• Those were the days
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Once Were Warriors
• I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• We're in this Together
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• We were never really friends
• I thought paper cuts were like lightning
• Were
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• If my life were an arcade game
• You Were on My Mind
• Of course, they were wrong
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• RFC 602
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• Behave as if there were a God
• We were supposed to fall
• When We Were Kings
• "We're With Ditka"
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• We're trying to have a baby
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
• Even if we're not together
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• We're shifting the paradigm
• We're waiting for you to die
• I'd elope if I were you
• when we were children
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• We're all doing just fine
• If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• If All the World Were Paper
• If our genitalia were on our hands
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• I was into them after they were hip
• why we were chosen
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If the real world were like the internet
• when you were words
• We're the Replacements
• I'd not trouble the universe with such things were it not for tumbling thoughts
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• You were my plans tonight
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• If I were
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The place where you were undone
• We're, Where, Were
• the words were enough
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• this is it, we're going to die
• If the Current Were to Call
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• As if either one of us were happy
• If Linux distributions were Airlines
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• If This Were a Movie
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• We're all guinea pigs
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• When were the gospels written?
• In the long run, we're all dead
• We're all missing the point on computer security
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Treating registers as if they were variables
• It hurt when we were pruned
• I wish I were close
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• No Live Nude Lesbians were harmed in the rescuing of this nodeshell
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• November 4, 1995
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• When you were my baby
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• The Ten Who Were Taken
• If I Were a Rich Man
• It's a jailbreak; we're free.
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• Or were they chords of sun?
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• When we were liars things were seamless
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• Fossils were put there by God
• They Were Eleven
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• When We Were Very Young
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• We were tripping
• When We Were Orphans
• If Wishes Were Horses
• You were here when I fell asleep
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• What were you before you were anything at all?

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