• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• I never thought I would node this
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I never thought it would be like this
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• People who don't smoke will never die
• The Thread That Never Ends
• It never rains but it pours
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• We never asked to be babysitters
• I Never Promised You A Rose Garden
• I will never take a man underwear shopping
• deep-set charcoal eyes that will never forget
• You who never arrived
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• I've Never met a nice South African
• Never rely on an Artificial Intelligence to save you from fiery death
• Never light a bowl with a white lighter
• I never heard him say "I love you"
• Never Had It So Good
• I saw women acte, a thing that I never saw before
• u'll never know me (user)
• I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I wish you would talk to me
• You stole what they would have given you
• The sort of person you would describe as having a good personality
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• It is NEVER safe to turn off your computer
• Never be the first to let go
• The Grass is Never Greener
• two positives never make a negative
• I will never drink root beer again
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Never on Sunday
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• Proof that Napoleon Bonaparte never existed
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Dr. Sam Becket never returned home
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Old day logs never die. (e2poll)
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Would you like a doughnut?
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• I would like to buy you a drink
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• I would open a door for you
• A little child could never kill this clean
• I never saw her again
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• Kirby G6
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• never store currency in a float
• Never trust a skinny chef
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• The sun never sets on the British Empire
• Never The End (user)
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• What if Amazon.com patented its review system?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• I did not say it would make sense
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• I'll never be the other woman
• Something I Can Never Have
• Never Stop Burning
• Always the guyfriend never the lover
• Never underestimate the power of a woman with no specific purpose
• Why you never see baby pigeons
• These are the memories I never had
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Never Bet the Devil Your Head
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• Never stop exploding
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• In London, the traffic never stops
• Never forget your towel
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• What would Machiavelli do?
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• Never Mind The Buzzcocks
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• never seen The Pogues live yet
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• I was never broken
• I hope you'd never understand
• E2 guide to music you've never heard of
• Never work in a grocery store
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• the trains were never for you.
• Never Let Me Go
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Because that would make sense
• I wish it would stay gloomy
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You would make a wonderful father
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• voice never dies
• Never Say Never Again
• I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
• Never heard of Dr. Mennel
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• never sober (user)
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• It's never too late
• Never Been Kissed
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Never break cover
• Nevers (user)
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• Will Night Never Come?
• straightening your pubes is never a good idea
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• How it would happen
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• I would do that for you
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.

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