• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Food should not be luminous
• What is and what should never be
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• I should be able to remember your face
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• should i pretend now everything is fine?
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Be Here Now
• Farmer's Market
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Chalant should be a word!
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Just be home in time for supper
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• girls should be nice
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• stupidity should be painful
• Daylight Saving Time should be ended
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Should I be sorry?
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Automobile tire pressure
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• How to be a Jackass in your own home
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Should I be happy?
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• You Should Be Sober
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• It should not be this complicated
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• titles should be approached laterally
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Home I'll never be
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Laundry should be free
• The mountain could be home
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Why should we be moral?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• why you should never be a referee
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Things every child should be taught
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• AI should be our top priority.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• compelled by necessity
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• Tuning by Harmonics
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-C
• 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
• call by call
• Blessed and cursed by numbers
• Technology inspired by science fiction
• Nickel and Dimed: On (Not) Getting By in America
• Winning Oscars by playing characters with disabilities
• Enslaved by Ducks
• Across the Andes by Frog
• don't judge a book by its movie
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• Down by Law (user)
• The betrayal of America by wealthy Americans
• Light by Lucian Blaga
• Tango by the Seine
• Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• nursing home
• home box
• Chant and be Happy

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