Findings:

• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Reasons why you need at least 5 hours of sleep
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Who Needs Sleep?
• I'm Going Crazy
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• I'm Going Home
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to kill you
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I let go and now I'm holding on. I need to let go again.
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• My robot brain needs beer.
• cheap beer
• Bell's Beer
• Beer snob
• beer bong
• American beer
• ginger beer
• linux beer
• Sleep is too valuable a thing to let go of so easily
• beer commercial
• Czech beer
• Spruce beer
• cool beer
• Bourbon and root beer
• litany for beer
• Beer milkshake
• Beer flat
• infinity bottles of beer on the wall
• Bloody Beer
• Mug Root Beer
• IBC root beer
• Got Beer?
• Drinking beer in the shower
• Mexican beer
• Small beer
• Free, as in beer
• GNU/Linux beer
• Beer me!
• Beer bread
• Cheap beer causes STDs
• virtual beer
• warm beer
• De Beers
• ice beer
• Beer as a vital part of my flu recovery program
• beer bash
• Beer keg jumping
• corporate beer
• pizza and root beer
• beer flag
• Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
• beer hunter
• Beer Tent
• No, but I'll have a beer
• ice cream, jello and root beer casserole
• beer bitch
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• 99 bottles of beer on the wall
• cold beer
• The Cheap Beer Challenge
• Buzz Beer
• carbonating beer
• 3.2 beer
• Understanding German beer names
• I will never drink root beer again
• Beer is better for you than milk
• A long walk for a small beer
• beer buzz
• If my job paid in beer
• Beer Judge Certification Program
• Gay Pride Beer
• Tiger Beer
• Singha Beer
• Beer Gut
• 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall in Objective-C
• 999,999,999,999,999 Bottles of Beer on the Wall
• Alcohol-free Beer
• Belgian Beer
• Pizza, beer, and Smoking Noders paint the town red
• Xingu, Black Beer of the Amazon!
• Goya ginger beer
• Fat beer
• The beer bong calculus problem
• Australian Beer
• my fireplace and my beer
• drinking beer to cure deafness
• Beer Preference
• Iron City Beer
• pizza beer
• root beer porter
• Beer Lao
• Open a bottle of beer with a lighter
• Grapefruit moonshine beer explosion
• Olympia Beer
• Beer Hall Putsch
• Measuring beer color
• Beer guts and crewcuts
• beer garden
• beer then grass
• beer back
• white beer
• Peeling labels from beer bottles as summer crawls to your door in the morning
• win2k beer
• beer-flavored beer
• German beer
• beer nuggets
• Hurts a beer stein
• Beer Potatoes
• How to chug a beer
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Beer and Circus
• Nickel Beer Night Riot
• Grace before beer
• FINALLY, a New Orleans gathering: music, mayhem, beer snobs, and Bourbon Street
• Lying and sighing and beer, oh my!
• Beer Slut
• Console holds nine beers
• Indecision 2000: Beer vs. Nortel
• imported beer
• The pub with no beer
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• Beer, Beer, Beer
• Virgil's Root Beer
• Snapple Tru Root Beer
• Ginger Beer with Rum
• beer cricket
• beer of revenge

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