That little bit of television where you learn from an early age that no matter how terrible the situation is, cold beer can make it a party. No toilet paper? Well, with beer it's alright! Your car fall off a cliff? Here, have a beer! It's a good thing! Was your city buried in an Earthquake? Well, we'll loot this liquor store and with some brewskis we can forget all about the fact that your family is under 20 feet of rubble.

Even Mentos aren't this strong.

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