Globules of pizza dough, deep fried and served with pizza sauce for dipping. They have the consistency of slightly hardened syrofoam peanuts and a taste reminiscent of nothing. They are sometimes served in taverns in order to fill the stomachs of the patrons, thus lowering their levels of intoxication, which, in many cases, causes them to buy more beer so they can get besoffen.

They're also a great source of entertainment to bored servers who pass the time by throwing them at garbage cans, empty glasses, and their fellow employees.

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