Representatives from some major breweries
are at a convention in Amsterdam
. Sitting at a table in a local pub
are representatives from Coors
, and Guinness
A server comes to the table and asks each of the men
what they would like to drink. The Coors rep says, "Give me a Coors Light
." The Strohs rep drinks Strohs, and the Miller rep has an MGD
. The Budweiser rep asks for a Bud Light
, and finally the server asks the Guinness representative what he would like to drink.
"I'll have a Coke, please."
The other representatives look at him strangely.
"Wouldn't you like a Guinness?"
The Guinness rep replies, "Well, if you gentlemen aren't drinking beer, then I'm not going to either."