• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was searching glass
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• I was a Difficult Child
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VII
• The Dog It Was That Died
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Michael was special
• When I was young
• Jesus was a liberal
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• How the West Was Won
• The sky rained tears. I was sure.
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Upon the hills where day was done
• All he left her was alone
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• She was free
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• Your parents are horrified
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• Food That Looks At You Is a Bad Idea
• People, Look East
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I shall see thee, ere I die, look pale with love
• Look, there's God
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• So I hired an axe murderer: A strikethrough-ridden look at reference checking
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• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I was a homeless bum
• if music were a woman
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I was born this way
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Was it ever there?
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• I look better when I am wet
• You look gay
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• Why couples look alike
• This is What Democracy Looks Like
• You will look absurd and you will feel inert
• A jaundiced look at Everything2 Kansas
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Music was better in the old days
• Theories as to what was inside the briefcase in Pulp Fiction
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• How was your trip to London, Dan?
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• There was an old lady
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• More than he was willing to give
• I was young and I needed the money
• When touch was simple
• was (user)
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Jungle Wa Itsumo Hare Nochi Guu
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Was Nietzsche a Fascist?
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Making Emacs look pretty
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Today, after love, I looked at my lover
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• Writers Read Books the way Architects Look at Buildings
• Look beyond the storm
• Always Look on the Bright Side of Life
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• look in the shadows and you will find the truth
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• I Hear it was Charged Against Me
• I was promised flying cars
• Is And Is Not As It Was
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• It was all I could do not to cry
• I was in a commercial once
• Walther WA 2000
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• The sexuality and marital status of Jesus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• The lawn was white with doctors
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• What was left was tiny
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I washed dishes with the Chinese FBI then was an extra in a cursed movie
• we were horrified; then we got used to it
• The Look of Love
• A look at pop music
• What I look for in an archnemesis
• I Look Into My Glass
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• Girls look prettier in snowstorms
• Oh, Look, A Newbie! (e2poll)
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• It was you, Atthis
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• This Was Your Life
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• My very first mentor was a heroin junkie
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• The night was alive, and so was I
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Jesus I was evil
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Before you, there was me
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.

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