Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

What girls aren't taught	Airplane	Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.	Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
your XP grows exponentially	The day I discovered Nirvana	It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it	Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
high as a kite	Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus	Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.	Lloyd Bridges
The pub with no beer	On finding the courage to end your marriage	Everybody knows a Kramer	The Package
von Neumann machine	All the fun of the fair	How to survive an aircraft mishap	MAPP gas
Dinosaurs in the Bible	Glue	February 16, 2005

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