Findings:

• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• I'm not what you think
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I think therefore I am
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• They think I'm a god
• I am not a real person
• Oh, Think Not I Am Faithful
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I am that person I was watching
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• The Learning Channel
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm All You Can Think About
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I am a nice person
• I Am
• am
• Luke, I am your father
• Pan American Games
• I am the Walrus
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Am I happy?
• I am not making this up
• You Am I
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Am I my brother's keeper?
• Trans Am
• Why I am bitter and angry.
• I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General
• The day I realized how sane I really am
• What am I, chopped liver?
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Texas A&M University
• I am not a hippie!
• I am not a hacker
• I am not a big sister anymore
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• I am Joe's...
• I Am Invincible!
• Society made me what I am
• I am Canadian
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• I am well. And you?
• A.M. Klein
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• I am happy
• I am not a geek
• I am pointing a gub at you
• 8:16 AM
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I am stretched on your grave
• I am not a mind reader
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• AM radio
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I am yours
• Apparently I am a potential rapist
• I am in you
• I am a little world made cunningly
• I am afraid of permanence
• I am a rock
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• I am not a babysitter
• BQN: I am. - Prologue
• Am I in love or still on crack?
• I am now a college graduate
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• Am I gay?
• All that I am and ever want to be
• I am scared by fluffy pink bunny rabbits
• I am the greatest!
• Right now I am floating
• I am a Christian
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I am not ashamed to be a consumer
• How am I doing?
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian
• I am semi-Christian
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• Who am I
• Sunrise, 5:01 am
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I am not depressed
• I am afraid to use websites of large corporations
• I Am Startled Again And Again
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I am a feminist
• What I am not
• I fear nothing. I believe nothing. I am free.
• I am the cheese
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• 2 AM Walmart run
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• AM/PM
• I am not Batman
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Here I am World
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am a Camera
• I am a confessional
• I am an American mutt
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• I am not an attractive man
• I AM ANALOG
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?

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