• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I am that person I was watching
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am not a real person
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• I'm not what you think
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I sometimes think I am too much
• I think I am addicted to The Learning Channel
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• Oh, Think Not I Am Faithful
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I am a nice person
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• They think I'm a god
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I think therefore I am
• My cats think I'm a God
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I am confused by many things...
• The Condom Person
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• lay person
• Standard AM
• Making sense of international ethics, Part I
• Why am I dancing alone?
• Local authority homeless persons units are populated by cunts
• For the love of God, I am not a female!
• I think I killed it
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• I am Magic (user)
• The Scarecrow Takes Time to Think
• I am going to die
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• I am Nails (user)
• I try not to think about it
• The fluttering thoughts a leaf can think
• I am nothing but my sins
• You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• I Am Curious (Yellow)
• I am the lord of quarters!
• Where I am weak, you are strong; where you are weak, I am strong.
• Còmhraidhean an Gàidhlig 's am Beurla - Conversations in Gaelic and English
• I AM big. It's the writeups that got small.
• Fun for Everyone
• Suicide is not for everyone.
• Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja.
• imm
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• im da best (user)
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest someone drop a torch.
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.

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