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• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Let's all have an orgy!
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Let them have Festivas
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Why roses have thorns
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• airliners that have gone supersonic and survived
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• well im sure (user)
• I'm seeing robots
• Let's
• My computer won't let me turn it off!
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Hey, ho, let's go!
• This place needs more actual content. Let's begin.
• Let Go of the Spruce Root And Grab the Fox's Foot!
• let's try me (user)
• Let's be foolish and believe in ridiculous things
• Pickle on a McDonald's cheeseburger
• Dinner with the parents
• Two Fat Ladies
• fat finger factor
• Fat Tony (user)
• Kung Hey Fat Choi
• It ain't over till the fat lady sings
• Mr. fat pants_root (category)
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I have never
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• I have to go to the bathroom
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Have got
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You have your work cut out for you
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• i have small phallus (user)
• At this point, we have no idea where the bodies are coming from
• I have Gaelic
• Pigs have good noses
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• I'm pinching your face!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm From New Jersey
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• It's late, and I'm tired
• Help I'm a Rock_root (category)
• HEY im cool_root (category)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm Graduating
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• Don't let the bed bugs bite
• Weathered cheek and kindly eye, let the wanderer go by
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• Let's Kill Saturday Night
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• This place needs more actual users. Let's begin.
• Three McDonald's: The Viability of a Third-Party Candidate
• Sunday Dinner
• dinner conversation
• Fat lip
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• fat replacer
• Fats (user)
• Fat Old Sun
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• The way things have always been done
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• You have to keep loving
• Words have power
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• i have to get out
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm on a bus
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm No Fool
• I feel like I'm being watched
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• im not hawaiian_root (category)
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• I'm not a cold hard bitch
• Letts
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• let me love you (user)
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• let her take me, feed on me, devour me

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