The wine with the best name I've ever seen. A nice dry fruity wine, with a musky aftertaste.

There is a section on the label which states that if you want to know why it's called Fat Bastard Chardonnay, you should write them a letter asking. I shall soon write to them for the reason, and add it to this node if I get a reply.

They same French vineyard also produces a red number called Utter Bastard, which I have yet to try.