• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• Waking up next to your Valentine
• Tired of Waking Up Tired
• waking up at school
• Entropy catches up with all of us
• 10 questions to ask myself after waking up in a dumpster
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• The clouds found us, under the sky eating up streets
• Somebody Set Us Up
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• Waking up next to EDB
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• The long waking up
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Waking up in a cold room
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Spies Like Us
• Downsizing in U.S. companies (88-95)- A summary
• U.S. Robots
• The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
• The impending nickname shortage
• U.S. Coinage
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• U.S. Pride Day Chain Letter
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• SAT, ETS, US News, and cycles of absurdity
• Lousy jobs were made for the rest of us
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• Until death do us part
• Death makes angels of us all
• Just the Ten of Us
• What the hell happened to us?
• U.S. Air Force (node_forward)
• 1860 US Presidential Election
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm seeing robots
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• Kick it up a notch
• Grown up
• wake up in a dumpster
• Load up
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• word up
• Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
• let me grow up
• I wake up so energized
• Tune Up #1
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• A thousand tiny people washed up on the beach
• How to make roses open up
• What if all the web designers just gave up and went home?
• Growing up Skipper
• Hands up, the whole way
• Untucked button up shirts
• round up
• Ante Up
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Turn up for the books
• Up the bracket
• spade-struck embers spark and flare the smoke what snarls up in her hair
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• US Robotics
• Cabinet Agencies in the U.S. Federal Government
• US State Songs
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Drug-related Ballot Initiatives of the 2000 US Presidential Election
• The light hurts, why won't it touch us gently?
• How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
• US Highway 666
• UN resolutions relating to Israel vetoed by the US
• The poor are always with us
• Public announcement from US State Dept. advising worldwide caution
• 2004 US Presidential Election
• 1896 US Presidential Election
• The chances of a poet reaching us are very slim
• US Highway 422
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• we grow, lest it consume us
• Why British Celebrities rarely make it in the US
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Keeping Up Appearances
• light up
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Inching up at a red light
• Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
• mixing IC and OOC up in the code of computer-based RPG
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• picking up garbage
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• Line Up
• How to set up a formal table
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• Ego up against the wall
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• piss up in a brewery
• How to pick up Sheilas
• Brush Up Your Shakespeare
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• junior grows up (user)
• Auto tune up (user)
• Holy Christ, Batman! They've nailed him up there!
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• She sat down in black pants and mules, and I pulled up a chair to listen to her reading Billy Collins
• Forget your body, and rise up.
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• Dancing up to gamma knife
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• Show Us Your Guns!
• US State Trees
• It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back
• The yellow face, it burns us!
• Chronology of U.S. Navy Involvement in the Persian Gulf War
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• US Highways
• U.S. Court Rulings on Parody in Advertising
• U.S. policy on First Use
• The adoption of area bombing by Britain and the U.S. in World War II
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us

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