Findings:

• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• i want to be a dj
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• So you want to be a DJ?
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• you have to be close to catch it
• You could be so delicious
• Why we long to be American
• Be still, my soul, be still
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Not to be removed under penalty of law
• Smoking to be banned on community college campuses
• A Man Needs To be Told
• It's Hard to be Humble
• I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• let bygones be bygones
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• may their names be sung forever
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Everything will be alright
• she couldn’t go and be beautiful
• Emma Shouldn't Be Allowed To Dress Herself
• Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
• Ne'er To Be Wed
• Cursed shall you be in the city and cursed shall you be in the field
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince
• DJ Cam
• D.J. Kat
• DJ Frenchman (user)
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I know more when I'm alone
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm not what you think
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• Dammit, I'm mad
• I'm no Socrates
• I never thought it would be like this
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be Operating System
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• All we need is just to be
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Can we still be friends?
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• Here Be Dragons
• Be, Inc.
• Exes can be good things
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• So you want to be a waitress
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• You might be a Mormon
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Glory Be
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• We are what we pretend to be
• There will be no more stories to read
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Gimmie Shelter, Sympathy, and a Reason to Be a Woman
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• I'll be your mirror
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• DJ Soul Slinger
• DJ Venom
• DJ Sakin
• Djed
• Im Elvis (user)
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm a Boy
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• HEY im cool (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm always breathless when you call
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• I'm no good at enigmas
• Don't Be Afraid
• I just want to be friends

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