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- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- She says kill. I say how many.
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- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- I decided to kill myself
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- How Prom nearly killed me
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- How I killed Josef Mengele with a standard-issue 1949 Army bayonet
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- How to kill a Sim
- How to kill a vampire
- how not to kill yourself in ten easy steps
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
- How to kill an eel
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- How to kill brain cells
- How to kill a mouse
- How to kill a Terminator
- How we killed Borges
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- I killed myself with clumsy ghosts.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Humane octopus killing
- How not to kill primroses
- How airborne school nearly killed me.
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to kill a clown
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- Almost Blue
- almost
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- Because I say so
- Almost Heaven
- almost everywhere
- "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
- She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
- almost always
- Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- almost all
- Almost Famous
- almost (user)
- water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
- Almost Free Software
- I almost killed Tony Blackburn
- Tonight I Almost Died
- Almost Too Much
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- When Night is Almost Done
- Signs that a television show is almost dead
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- There is almost no need for the word 'get'
- Almost Live
- I almost had to wait
- Almost!
- We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
- The state that almost was
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
- Almost Heroes
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- Almost Like a Whale?
- Almost Transparent Blue
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- Almost Summer
- Pages, almost completely torn
- the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
- I almost lost my son
- Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- my almost favorite pair of shoes
- Almost Oedipal
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- unfinished something, almost
- The night I almost expected
- almost alone
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- Almost Silly Epiphany Song
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
- An almost empty room
- Almost Him
- too much is almost enough
- I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- almost drove past the church that day
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How much for the little girl?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- How to get it
- Impressing a woman
- Impressing a man
- how to make a mess
- how
- and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- Learn how to spell
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How to Host a Murder
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to Cook Everything
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- how to leave the planet
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- shortcrust pastry
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to spot a powerful mage
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
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