Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "He would laugh at silly tv shows and then we would have philosophical discussions with dinner"

• he would have laughed
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• he would have cried
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• I would like to have emotions
• You stole what they would have given you
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• you would have been
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Surely he would remember this
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• Bernie would have won
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What pornos would have us believe
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• all the poison pearls would laugh
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• TV dinner
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• What Would Buddha Do?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• And then God laughed like Hell
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• What would you sacrifice a dream for?
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• What would EDB do?
• what would you like?
• Would you like fries with that?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• I would love to hold your hand.
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
• How would you understand?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Comic Book TV Shows (category)
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• I never thought it would be like this
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Would you know if you were insane?
• The best kind of bartender
• The Ten Commandments revised
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Eddie would go
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• If an E2 user called you, what would you say?
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• the moon would rest on those sweet lashes
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• You mean the me that you would be
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• eternity would be boring
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• He's been places they have not.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• he who sits in the heavens shall laugh
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• if he's not here, then where?
• And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife ten times.
• I walked for a thousand miles to hear her laugh, then serenaded her in a field of fireflies.
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Token TV Show Characters
• Paw Patrol: the megalomaniacal kids' TV show that's ruining my life
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• What Would Jesus Do?
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• Why I was convinced I would die young
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?

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