Findings:
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- Tell me a story about mains
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Tell me a story about trains
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- Tell me a story about clouds
- Tell me a story about plains
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- Tell me a story about monetary policy
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Tell me a story about elephants
- Tell me a story about rains
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
- Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
- Tell me a story about cranes
- QUEST: TELL ME A STORY
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- Tell me a story about drains
- May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me a story
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Tell me a story about being really undead
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- Don't tell me everything
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- A dead bird and a drunken father
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- Squirrels are trying to tell me something
- My first comet
- He brings me books like flowers
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- he calls me girly (user)
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
- Our Exagmination Round His Factification for Incamination of Work in Progress
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- tell me the truth
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
- Tell me another lie
- Tell me where is Fancy bred?
- Tell me about your faith
- Tell me of good things that are happening in life
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- she, he, and me
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- He has redefined me, again and again
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- The day he gave me a lift
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
- The Internet made me do it
- How to spot bad internet porn stories
- Geronimo's Story of His Life
- This is my truth tell me yours
- If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- Tell me about your secret places
- Why tell me that?
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Tell me something dangerous and true
- Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
- Though you can tell me
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He weaves his words
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- And he bought our every word for dollars.
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- he that is not with me is against me
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- he calls me monster
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- He called me Sarah once
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- He taught me how to smoke
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- Jesus He Knows Me
- He loves me, he loves me not
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- he is too shy to write his tale
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- He made a way to his anger
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- He that is not with me is against me.
- This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- This sadness is part of his story.
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
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