• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• He loves me, he loves me not
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• That which does not kill me...
• He Hate Me
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• he calls me girly (user)
• he calls me monster
• The day he gave me a lift
• She approached me with some vague line
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• It does not sing for me
• Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• kick me
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Jesus He Knows Me
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
• She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• he that is not with me is against me
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• He brings me books like flowers
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He that is not with me is against me.
• He called me Sarah once
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• where does that leave me?
• Does He Take Sugar?
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• Cut me some slack
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Wisest is he who knows he does not know
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• He taught me how to smoke
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Pour Some Sugar On Me
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• What RU-486 means to me
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Vacant and alluring? Sounds good to me!
• stop calling me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Pity Me, My Love
• Oh woe is me
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Catch You Catch Me
• Accept Me
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Mr. T and Me
• A learned man came to me once
• Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
• Look siad me Be like me
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• Advice my father gave me before I left for college
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• 'Twixt You and Me
• Neuropsychopharmacology and me
• The music that makes me think of New York
• ;me (user)
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Dance Me Outside
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• Tell me more
• Me and Jesus
• Tell me about my contradictions
• Above you, below me. (e2poll)
• Arrr, I `ave a dreamlog, me harties
• Jesus loves me, right?
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Johnny Remember Me
• There was no one waiting for me...
• earn it. make me love you.
• The king is to me
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
• Please God, make me a stone.
• Does a story need a conflict?
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Rain does that to people
• Some special characters
• Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
• T.A.Z.: II. Some Poetic-Terrorist Ideas Still Sadly Languishing in the Realm of "Conceptual Art,"
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• Let's remove some sports from the Olympics
• August 9, 1969 (Why Does Six Hate Seven)
• Some moments seem too perfect to be real
• Mister Chu does not float
• some thoughts on enlightenment
• He Is Born
• Some days are meant for Gods
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• shock (user)
• "Fill it in", he said.
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• He and She
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Some Ethical Issues With The Use Of Robot Combatants
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
• He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood

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