Findings:

• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Freeze, Motherstickers! This is a fuck-up!
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• You Fucked Up!
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• People have fucked up before
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• fuck up
• Ken Lay
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Fucked up ways to die
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Fucked Up
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Blue Got Up
• Jump Up
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• Up in the Air, Junior Birdmen!
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• The expansion of the universe is speeding up
• Offer it up
• The little brick school up the river
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• Mutant Marsupials Take Up Arms Against Australian Air Force
• step right up
• jr grows up (user)
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• Auto tune up (user)
• keep your hands up
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Worker Ant and what the kids get up to these days
• I love how Everything2 doesn't show up in Google results
• Up on melancholy hill, there's a plastic tree
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• burning stars lit up their hair
• freeze
• Fuck me harder
• Fuck the Pope
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• Fuck as a mid-word addiction
• fuck u (user)
• fuck you!!! (user)
• Like fuck, said the duck
• throw up
• Keeping up with the Joneses
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• locked up
• Louse up
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• Take Her up to Monto
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• My Heart Leaps Up
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• Palm Beach County's Screwed Up Ballots
• How to set up and record an EEG
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• How to set up a home network with a PPPoE DSL connection
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• Reasons To Wake Up
• Wrapped up in the Rather-Nots
• Mixed Up
• Somebody Blew Up America
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• Five Up
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Butter up
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• Is Pandeism "sexed up" and "watered down"?
• The Big Space Fuck
• Go fuck yourself
• Fuck you money
• sympathy fuck
• Fuck it or kill it
• All Lights Fucked On The Hairy Amp Drooling
• Up against the wall, motherfucker
• Dig up
• Hook up with
• Up the Long Ladder
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• Up to something
• Shields UP!
• When I Grow Up
• Tune Up #1
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• A thousand tiny people washed up on the beach
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• Thumbs Up going down
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Up close and personal
• Time to break up
• When smoke stood up from Ludlow
• Giving up caffeine
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Growing up with the Sierra Club and NRC
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• Making up with Tru
• spade-struck embers spark and flare the smoke what snarls up in her hair
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• FREEZE AA (user)
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Fuck me boots
• Fuck you, Jared!
• Morrison's Lament
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• fuck america!
• Mind Fuck
• tits up
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Give up
• Rode hard and put up wet
• hook up
• Put up a sucker's holler
• Holding up a bank in Latin
• Hit me up
• caught up in the clouds, soaked with beautiful tears
• Skinning up
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• picking up garbage
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• The sequel to Dragons of Eden may include a discussion on UPS trucks
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• tiger push ups
• Giving up pot
• Because it all burns up
• Declaration of the Causes and Necessity of Taking Up Arms
• rise up, bloody bones (document)
• Whats Up Magazine
• picking up fag-ends
• junior grows up (user)
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• Holy Christ, Batman! They've nailed him up there!
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• It's a sweet fast song stepping swiftly up Hannah's stairs
• all the way up Reagan's ass

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