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• I recommend driving like an Old Lady
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Autumn is like a dying man's last words
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• Off like a prom dress
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Anarchy is like, bogus, man
• A Man Like Putin
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Half-sour pickle
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• I felt like a shadow casting a man
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Take it like a man
• Anger, shaped like a man
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• the time I felt like a real man
• A man, like a twig
• I do not like the radio man.
• There's no place like homenode
• like taking X million cars off the road
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Why men like women's breasts
• Throws like a girl
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• Why I like mp3s
• Reasons I like pornography
• Like 'a Day
• Like a Hard Rain
• like perfume
• A Smart Kid Like You
• Playing guitar is like kissing
• ghost like casper
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• Tied up tight, like a bride on her wedding night
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• like, stop stuttering
• Shakespeare is like sex: A beginner's guide
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• Dreams are like water
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• railed like a red coal train
• Psst! Johnny likes Jenny! Pass it on!
• like water_root (category)
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• I like the sound of my own voice
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• I still like a bedtime story
• Spitting out teeth like ampersands
• I like you. Why are you so weird?
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Took a lot to live a lot like you
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• My heart is like the sun
• As You Like It II.ii
• Act like you know
• I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• My aunt doesn't like them
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• What did Jesus look like?
• What jail is like
• Built like a brick shithouse
• love like an antique roadshow
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• I like my job
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• Your bitter victory cuts like a knife
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• What if architecture was like web design?
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• Republican Like Me
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Like phantoms, wandering and secretly appalled
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• why girls like assholes
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Like a day without sunshine
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• dress the pretty lady, write the stories, design the poems
• breeding like rabbits
• hung like a horse
• Would you like fries with that?
• Never look like you're staring
• Be different, just like everyone else
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• What life after death will really be like
• Bottles Like Promises
• Why I like this Joseph Lieberman guy
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• Like the Sun
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I like silent moments
• off like a bride's nightie
• Religion is like an old pair of shoes
• Feel Like A Stranger
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• I think this is why I walked like Nixon
• Works like the train toilet
• Work like you don't need the money
• I like the color of your skin
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• No time like the present
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Walk like a duck
• Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
• the squealing bride, like a stuck pig
• All poets like to kick
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
• One Man Army
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• Party Like It's 1499
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Men did not always like large breasts
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• i like stress (user)
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• I like women with shaved heads
• This isn't what it looks like
• You felt like home
• Kind of Like Spitting
• Like dissolves like
• Would you like to know more?
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Walking down the street at night, buzzing like a transformer
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• Bark Like A Dog
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• like hypnotizing chickens (document)
• Nobody Likes a Bogan
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• Ripped like Jesus
• If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• love like you don't need the money
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• like voices chiming between layers
• It's not like you are on stage
• Death of a Lady's Man
• As You Like It II.iii
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• I need something like smoking
• chocolate in the mouth is like green green grass to the eyes
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Shattered Like a Glass Goblin
• Questions for those who don't like capitalism
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• Looks Like Rain
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Party like it's the end of the world
• Child-Like Empress
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• giggle like a schoolgirl
• She must be what cocaine is like
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles

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