• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• I don't get it
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• emotions others don't get to see
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
• You just don't get it
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Rape committed by women
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• Stoned music memories
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Don't Block the Box
• Arguments don't change minds
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Don't write faxes with red pen!
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Cats don't have brakes
• Why Don't You?
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• first impressions don't always count
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't knock the glock
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Bunnies and Easter don't mix
• I still don't even know you
• I don't want a label
• Don't Believe the truth
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Once you don't believe in the afterlife, it's not worth dying anymore
• don't you see what your doing
• Don't go out without a coat
• I don't wanna know (user)
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• Get my groove on
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• Get off the gun
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• How to crack root and not get caught
• I get high on Jesus
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• The squeaky wheel gets the grease
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• Getting a free case of beer
• to get along
• You goddamn kids get off of my lawn!
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• How to get mugged
• Getting a tight ring off a swollen finger
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• How to get Apache to send compressed versions of static HTML files
• Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• Your beliefs should not impact your ability to get a job
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• YOU MIGHT GET LOST
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Dead languages don't change
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't want to go home
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Don't knock it if you haven't tried it
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
• You don't believe in evolution?
• Don't Wake the Dragon
• Don't Follow
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't Sleep in the Subway
• You don't need a reason to cry
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Why I don't celebrate thanksgiving
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Don't take candy from strangers
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• get drunk
• Get Real
• get right down to it
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• How to get rid of Telemachus
• Get out of Hell free card
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• The game where you get to shoot people on TV
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• The world's philosophers get stoned
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Snitches Get Stitches
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• It Gets Dark
• Get Lamp
• Get Better
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• I don't kiss
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I don't think I like love
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't! Buy! Thai!
• Where the sun don't shine
• Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• I don't know how to smile
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• Don't tell me about her
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• but don't take my word for it
• Get drunk on History
• Get Smart
• Get hip
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• five will get you ten
• It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Unscrewing a bottle cap
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment

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