Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Can’t birthday cards, phone-book doodles and other detritus constitute a personality?"

• Personality is defined by other people
• hey why can't we look the other way?
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• The Birthday Party
• birthday
• birthday suit
• 21st birthday
• When's your birthday?
• Happy Birthday
• birthday cake
• Happy Birthday to You
• Birthday Poem
• A bad 21st birthday
• Birthday Paradox
• Bilbo's birthday party
• Birthday attack
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• feminine birthday, masculine birthday
• 18th birthday
• old chestnut: common birthdays
• answer: common birthdays
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• It's Not My Birthday
• My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
• Happy Birthday, Wanda June
• Good birthday presents: "HIV negative"
• my fourth birthday
• At my 13th birthday party
• Birthday Boy
• half birthday
• Traditional birthday Gifts
• your birthday
• Today is my birthday
• it was my birthday
• The Birthday of the Infanta
• The Birthday Celebration
• Same birthday as me
• Looking for cover on my birthday
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• binary birthday candles
• Eeyore's Birthday Party
• Happy birthday, Mr. President
• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
• Queen's birthday
• My mother's birthday
• Dinosaurs? Having a Birthday Party?
• Birthday of the moon
• computer birthdays
• The Happy Clappy Birthday Song
• Birthday presents for fathers
• champagne birthday
• Evangelion - The Birthday of Rei Ayanami
• birthday party
• PGP: Happy Birthday To You
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• Birthday node
• trick birthday candles
• The Birthday Party: Dramatis Personae
• birthday dinner
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
• The Birthday of the World
• birthday jam
• The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
• Sonic Adventure 2 Birthday Pack
• Job's Birthday
• Dutch birthday party protocol
• Golden birthday
• mkb's Birthday Beatdown... I mean Bar-B-Q
• Haiku on a Friend's Birthday
• The Birthday Massacre
• Birthday Letters
• My Best Friend's Birthday
• Marine Corps Birthday Ball
• Marine Corps Birthday
• Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
• Deeahblita's Dynamite Derriere-Bouncing 30th Birthday Bash
• First Annual Noder's Toga and BirthdaySuit Birthday Party
• Noder Love Cats: A Goth Birthday Bash in London
• It's your birthday
• Cake By Numbers: A Birthday Noder Party Meet in Swindon
• There's no "f" in "birthday"
• Wntrmeet 2008: A Birthday Noder Gathering in Edinburgh
• Orange birthday cake
• The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
• Good Rules for Birthdays
• Happy Birthday, Paul Bernardo
• Ozma's Birthday Presents
• Ozma's Birthday Party
• It's E2's birthday!! (e2poll)
• How To Help Host Your Mother-In-Law's Surprise 80th Birthday Party
• no more golden birthdays
• The Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout
• Birthday Registry (registry)
• Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Happy Birthday From Planet MotherSuperior
• Birthday Girl (user)
• birthday month
• What do you give a Benedictine monk for his birthday?
• The Benedictine monk's birthday
• Happy 20th Birthday Evereything2
• Happy 20th Birthday Everything2
• Birthday Beans
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• You can't get there from here
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• i can't find it anywhere
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Cant
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• What's the most common personality type of superheroes?
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• I can't believe it's not haggis
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• you can't have it both ways
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Beggars can't be choosers
• I can't work with stoners
• Why can't you walk in a straight line?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• You can't make someone love you
• Can't get you out of my head
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It

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