Findings:

• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• You're like a brother to me
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• Walk Like Me
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Stop acting like an asshole
• Black Like Me
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• why girls like assholes
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• A Doll Like Me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• Dead Like Me
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• doesn't look like anything to me
• want me like time
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Women only like me for my mind
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• occupational hazard
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Creeps Like Me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• I feel disillusionment creeping up on me like the day after a 21st birthday. A deep sigh of shallow disappointment.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• Broken like me
• treat me like a woman
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Do you like me?
• My Company Likes Me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Look siad me Be like me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Republican Like Me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• He brings me books like flowers
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• There are a million girls like me out there
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Bleed Like Me
• Loves me like a bottle
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• unfinished (like me)
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• You like me, you really like me!
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• like you love me
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• treat me like your sex doll
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Coffee-drinking Assholes
• Presidents & Assholes
• The theory that women prefer assholes
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• ass$hole (user)
• An Asshole (user)
• Farts Are Jazz to Assholes
• International Assholes' Day
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• asshole (user)
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Christ, what an asshole.
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Frodo Baggins is an Asshole
• It’s not possible to be a hero and NOT an asshole
• Get fucked, asshole!
• hazard
• El Hazard
• natural hazards
• Fire Hazard
• NFPA Chemical Hazard Labels
• water hazard
• Oliver Hazard Perry
• Front Mission Gun Hazard
• Binary Hazard (user)
• Strategic Hazard Intelligence Espionage and Logistics Directorate
• monitor radiation hazards
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• Trip Like I Do
• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Head Like a Hole
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
• Lovin' you like rubbers
• I never thought it would be like this
• Took a lot to live a lot like you
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• I know what it's like to be dead
• Walk Like an Egyptian
• It's Like, You Know...
• Take it like a man
• Suicide is a legitimate option in a case like this
• hung like a horse
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Cake Like
• Making like the rabbits
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Spies Like Us
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• out like a light
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• i like my body when it is with your
• Everyone likes the Pope
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• As You Like It I.i
• As You Like It I.ii
• As You Like It I.iii
• As You Like It II.i

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