• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I really have to do you now
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Why dates of manufacture are more logical than dates of expiry
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Five is both even and odd
• Even Johansen
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• You can't have everything
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• it's good to have a moose
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• I have bad taste in music
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• have an easy fast
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• I used to have so many dreams
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• 80's bands that have survived
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• In the time you have
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Khaled Islambouli
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• To have and to hold
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• Right now I am floating
• There and Now - Live in Vancouver 1968
• You're playing you, now
• The Minstrels of Mayhem NOW
• It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• Don't look now
• me, now and again
• Iris Murdoch is dead. Hold my hand. It's your turn now.
• This living hand, now warm and capable
• E2 "Participate in Your Own Manipulation" Poster Status Update (document)
• Psalm 23
• The Antichrist: Chapter 23
• Dream Log: November 23, 2000
• Dream Log: May 23, 2001
• February 23, 2002
• March 23, 2003
• November 23, 2004
• June 23, 2006
• June 23, 2008
• February 23, 2011
• publication date
• How to get a date
• Never date anyone you meet on the internet
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• you can't have it both ways
• Have I Got News for You
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• People have fucked up before
• I have never felt more alive
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Finding out you have cancer
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Gnutella users have poor taste in film
• How to "Have People"
• Astro City #5
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• How to have an epileptic fit
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• When living we have need of Death
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Names have been changed
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• you have a uterus
• Good now
• It is now kistomary to cuss the bride
• Go Now
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• My Heart is lost, What Can I Now Expect
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• O Sacred Head, Now Wounded
• Millions now living will never die
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• listening at the cracks now; I know you
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• The "Everyone loves each other now" room (room)
• Proverbs 23
• Letter From General N.F. Twining to Commanding General, Army Air Forces, 23 September 1947
• Assemblage 23
• edev Discussion Archives : July 23, 2001
• June 23, 2002
• Soyuz 23
• April 23, 2005
• December 23, 2006
• May 23, 2009
• April 23, 2011
• best before date
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• My Blind Date Went to Hell
• break even
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Even death requires an essay
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have no hair
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Lord, have mercy
• Coloring your name in Quake 3

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