• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• OBAFGKM
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• Punish me with kisses
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• better off with him than here with me
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
• Kiss Me, Kate
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Helping people cheat
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Kiss Me Deadly
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• kiss me quick
• Kiss Me, Judas
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
• Kiss me once and never again
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• give the devil a kiss from me
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Who died here?
• Jenny Kissed Me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• God bless everyone. No exceptions.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Kiss Me
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• May those who are born after me
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Me and You and Everyone We Know
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Kiss Me Baby
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• who me (user)
• Here's my number, call me
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• The girl who everyone loved
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• let me know who you are now.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Stay here with me
• Dischord Recording Artists
• Who are you, and what are you doing here?
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Kiss Me, Stupid
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Fun for Everyone
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Everyone's your friend in New York City: Help welcome RalphyK and JodieK to the Big Apple
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Who Framed Roger Rabbit
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• The Big Bang happened here
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• Here is my father, here is something I regret
• A pansy who lived in Khartoum
• Here's Looking At You
• The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
• I would like to bring you here
• Who is responsible for censorship?
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• For those who wear glasses
• Show, show, show, here we go!
• Police who drive over the speed limit
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• It is late here, and I am lonely.
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• fairies live here (user)
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• It's too crowded out here
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• Men Who Dig Up History
• Kiss of the Spider Woman
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• South American Cheek Kiss
• The dog who would not move
• Glasgow Kiss
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
• Kindly Kisses
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• On snow plains, filled with kisses
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Suck My Kiss (user)
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• my first kiss
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• Me too
• People who don't read
• Below me
• Gag me with a spoon
• Nothing can stop me now
• Don't call me white
• You Run Deep in Me
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• Where organized religion lost me
• I wanted you to want me
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• tell me the truth
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Tell me another lie
• Drown Me Not, You Cruel Tears
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• Only Jesus can judge me
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Books made me a person

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