Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "All kinds of reasons for not having done this before, but none of them really matter now, since I'm doing it"

• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Fuck them all but the six
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• All matter is really energy condensed to a slow vibration
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• I'm not racist but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Tell all the Truth, but tell it slant
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• read all instructions before beginning
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• for this reason we must burn all art
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• she likes to dance on the edge. it's all she's known and she won't change now
• The channels switch, but it's all television.
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• What were you before you were anything at all?
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
• Now Thank We All Our God
• she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
• They are all pretty but fading.
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• tell me all your reasons
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• all net, nothing but territory
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• It's All Been Done Before
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• I write my secrets on the bathroom mirror, like Jesus, before wiping them away to check my hair.
• Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
• 'Ere Now, Wot's All This Then!
• Creation vs. evolution is all a matter of musical taste
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Not really by the rules, but...
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not homophobic but...
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• all but
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• A salted moment of memories smudged across my face, and I’ve already forgiven her. It’s all over now
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• I must say, you present all kinds of wonderful thoughts
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• How to Remove Your Bookmarks (all of them, and with Python)
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• A reddish glow is clearly visible all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• all true revelation will seem like common sense unraveling before you
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• All the pieces matter
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• All gods but your own
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• matter of fact it's all dark
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• you're all really really boring
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• Having narcissists for family is like not having family at all (category)
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• Now We're All Bozos on This Bus
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• listen mr. cute sweater you are all kinds of a sugar
• I am but a moth before your flame
• and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
• i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• You really ought to read my writeup before you comment on it
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• all forms of ponderable matter
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• But what are they really thinking?
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Sexist jokes
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.

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